Wednesday, November 26, 2008

who needs men it's just the stupid holiday season

Men. The Male of the species. muscles, great hair, gorgeous eyes, smiles that make us swoon...
Ed Westwick, one of my favorite men at the moment...even if hannah thinks he is gay..


according to tradition, a girl needs a man,especially during the holiday season but do you know something? I just looked up the definition of man and do you know what it is? i will tell you(by the way, i am making this up and although some of my statements may be fact, this entire thing is a bit of a melodrama... just because i need to write something and hannah and i (along with many friends) have had a ridiculous number of conversations regarding the wonderful yet oh so terrible male so i thought why not have some fun with it!) now, where was i? AH!



Man=TROUBLE



Hannah and I have often reflected while standing in line in Disneyland and various other theme parks that it is very rude of those who have their current others to be all mushy and gushy(mushy and gushy = bum grabbing, hugging, whispering in ears, thunbs through belt loops, etc.) while surrounded by us "unfortunates".



watch this, it makes me laugh and it has a man in it.






ari hannah and i went and saw twilight last night(yes i am a twilight fan, and yes i sigh for edward) anyway, the movie could have been better, but who can complain when you get to watch these fellas for two hours

he really does have the face of a god


uploading those pictures was a ridiculous amount of trouble, and after looking at those faces i have to admit i forgot where i was going with this.....oh, it was something about the holidays making every single girl wish she had someone special, and yes, i am one of those but do not cry for me, i will immerse myself in disgustingly romantic books and movies while eating ben&jerrys in my pajamas.


By the way in just a few days something amazing is happening!
Ben Barnes in Prince Caspian
Yep, this gorgeous man will finally have a place in my movie collection and us poor girls will have just another beautiful face to faun over!
This post is dedicated to my fellow comrades who will celebrating the holiday season not on the arm of that special someone, but instead enduring cheek pinching by sweet old aunt gladys and being stuck at the kiddie table. May your holiday season be filled with cheer and dreams of your prince coming to take you away on that gleaming white steed.
Happy Thanksgiving!
*I would also like to throw out a word of encouragment, someday we will all be making others want to puke by being so completely in love with our very own ben barnes(or whoever you like).
**also, thanks to all the beautiful men who are willing to allow us lonely girls to stare at their beautiful faces and kissing their posters.
***most of all....thank you jesus for creating men. you have done well. snaps for you, you knew what you were doing!